The Out-Of-Office T-Shirt Collection

Why blend in at work when you can stand out on your day off?

These tees are for the PTO power players, the calendar blockers, the “OOO auto-reply, try again later” crew. Because work-life balance isn’t just a goal — it’s a boundary. A firm one.

Made for 2pm margaritas, fake meetings turned mental health walks, and long weekends that suspiciously start on Wednesdays. These shirts don’t whisper “I’m unavailable.” They yell it across the tarmac.

Perfect for anyone who treats Slack like spam, avoids meetings like red flags, and considers every sunny day a personal invitation to disappear. Whether you’re on vacation, taking a mental health day, or just done pretending to care — this tee gets it.

Put it on. Log off.