For anyone who treats “apologies for the delay” as a personality trait and “urgent” as a suggestion.
This hat is for the masters of missed deadlines, the unread email champions, and the ones who reply three days later with zero guilt—and a perfectly crafted excuse. Whether you’re mentally checked out, physically unavailable, or just tired of it all, this hat has you covered.
Because in a world of nonstop notifications, sometimes the only excuse is existential.
The Fine Print (Even The Deceased Can Read This):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
