For the CEO of gender, chaos, and emotional logistics.
This hat is for the ones running team meetings and tarot pulls. The ones who onboard new partners and ghost their landlord. You’re managing vibes, curating crises, and leading with radical softness — all while wearing a mesh top and three pronouns.
Whether you’re presenting quarterly slides or presenting as a different gender every day this week, this hat says: I am the org chart.
Because real leadership is collaborative, anti-capitalist, and probably done via voice memo.
The Fine Print (Dictated to your ex who’s still on your health insurance):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
