Sure, being a LinkedIn influencer won’t get you concert tickets, six-figure brand deals, or a seat at the cool table - but it will get you this hat.
It’s for the thought leaders in training, the humblebraggers with “Honored to be…” posts on standby, and the people who treat job updates like viral content opportunities. You may not be trending anywhere else, but your engagement metrics are solid, your DMs are full of polite collab invites, and you’re definitely on someone’s “future panelist” shortlist.
Because when the buzzwords settle and the humble flexing stops, career security—and a strong connection request game - is the real flex.
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