For the ones who clutched their coffee like a lifeline, stared into the Zoom void, and made it out the other side.
This hat is for the survivors — the ones who smiled through “just a few quick updates,” ducked their cameras during “fun icebreakers,” and lived to forward the recap.
Because enduring an All-Hands isn’t just a calendar invite — it’s a shared trauma.
And yes, more layoffs are coming. And no, it’s never the CEO taking a pay cut.
Wear it like armor.
The Fine Print (or The Trauma Debrief):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
