The perfect hat for when you’ve had one too many “Can we circle back?” emails and your soul is officially out of office.
This low-profile dad hat lets the world (and your boss) know you’re ready to clock out and let ChatGPT take over. Ideal for those long Zoom meetings that could’ve been an email and performance reviews where they ask you to “show more initiative” (but won’t give you a raise).
The Fine Print (Generated by AI, Probably):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design • Breathable with 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown height • Adjustable strap with antique buckle for a custom fit • Sourced responsibly from Vietnam or Bangladesh
