Set them up for Sex and the City and then hit them with The Devil Wears Prada.
This hat is the ultimate expectation-vs-reality flex - lulling everyone into thinking you’re the practical, dependable Miranda, only to reveal you’re also the commanding, couture-clad powerhouse who doesn’t have time for mediocrity (or sloppy lattes). It’s a wink to anyone who knows that deep down, you’re as much about spreadsheets and pragmatism as you are about giving a withering look that could crush a soul.
Wear it, set expectations, and then shatter them - one withering glance at a time. It comes in so many colors - but don’t worry, cerulean didn’t make the cut.
Disclaimer: This design is a parody and is not affiliated with Sex and the City or The Devil Wears Prada (but we think Miranda Hobbes and Miranda Priestly would both approve).
The Fine Print (That Miranda Would Read):
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
