Because the thread was unhinged, the replies were out of control, and honestly — you didn’t need to be here anymore.
This hat is for the inbox minimalists. The ones who’ve been burned by reply-all too many times and now treat every email like a potential hazard. You saw the “thanks!” spiral coming and BCC’d your way to peace.
It’s not shade. It’s a service.
This hat says: I’m not messy — I’m merciful.
The Fine Print (or The Last Reply You’ll Ever See):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
