Because nothing screams creator meltdown like blaming the algorithm.
This hat is for the content creators refreshing their analytics at 2a., spiraling over reach rates, and preparing to migrate their entire career to another app. Whether you’re dodging engagement drops or bracing for a platform apocalypse, this hat has you covered.
Wear it and pray to the algorithm gods for mercy.
The Fine Print (For When the Algorithm Is Out to Get You):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
