Laid off. Burned out. Or just done pretending you cared about Q4.
Whatever the reason, you’re free. And this time, you’re choosing yourself. But yeah… you’re still open. Just not to bullsh*t.
This hat is for the ones who know their worth and won’t log on for less. The ones who left toxic jobs, started weird little side hustles, and now take calls from the bath. You’re not unemployed. You’re selectively employed.
You’re not here to prove anything. You’re here to get paid and stay hot.
The Fine Print (or The Terms and Disconditions):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
