For those who were let go… or just let go. Whether you were part of the reorg, took a “sabbatical” you’re never coming back from, or simply hit your limit on Slack pings — this hat is your new autoresponder.
For the ones who keep it breezy, diplomatic, and slightly unbothered. Because your bounceback might be polite — but your hat says permanently unavailable.
This one’s for the politely burned out, the gracefully disengaged, the ones who already turned in their badge and deleted the app. You’re not just OOO — you’re OOF (out of f***s).
Because sometimes the most professional move… is disappearing altogether.
The Fine Print (or The Last Reply You’ll Ever Get):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
