Everyone’s obsessed with “driving impact.” I’m obsessed with driving to the airport.
This hat is for the girlies, gays, and spreadsheet psychos who track PTO like it’s revenue. Because no, I will not be “circling back” — I’ll be circling Capri on a boat with no WiFi.
You can keep your hustle culture. I’m maxing out my days off like it’s a loyalty program.
PTO is my KPI. And I’m overperforming.
The Fine Print (or The OOO Memo):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
