Who needs the C-suite when you need your beauty sleep?
The “Too Pretty to Promote” dad hat is for those who know that being this stunning is a full-time commitment. With its adjustable strap and curved visor, it’s the perfect accessory to let the world know you’re too busy breaking hearts to bother with breaking glass ceilings.
Because the only promotion you need is looking fabulous. 💅
The Fine Print (Without the HR Lecture):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design • Breathable with 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown height • Adjustable strap with antique buckle for a custom fit • Sourced responsibly from Vietnam or Bangladesh
