For the unapologetic kings and queens and non-gender-specific royalty of missed messages and conveniently ignored follow-ups.
This hat says, “It’s not me, it’s my inbox - probably.” Perfect for dodging accountability with a smirk, casually reminding people to resend that ‘important’ email, or just living your best unbothered life.
Whether you’re ghosting a newsletter or your own boss, this hat is your stylish shield against the chaos of digital communication. Wear it like the excuse it is - and don’t forget to check your junk folder (or don’t).
The Fine Print (Unless It Also Went To Spam)
• 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
