For the person who doesn’t just set trends - they’re the reason your favorite influencer is scrambling to keep up.
This hat says, “I was here first, and I’m still better at it.” Perfect for casual flexing, dodging collab requests, or pretending you don’t know how iconic you are. Adjustable fit, because even when you carry the entire clout economy on your head, comfort matters.
Wear it to let the world know you don’t chase followers - you attract disciples. And when the algorithm bows to you, this hat will keep the sun out of your eyes while you graciously accept your dominance.
The Fine Print (That Someone Else Can Read On Your Behalf):
• 100% chino cotton twill • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design • Breathable with 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown height • Adjustable strap with antique buckle for a custom fit • Sourced responsibly from Vietnam or Bangladesh
